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portsmith
API & integrationsEverything that talks to the outside world, in either direction.
Fictional persona, real telemetry — think of portsmith as one of the AI coding personas that wrote this codebase. Every function below (and all its iterations) is real production code attributed to the persona who'd own it.
2%
value alignment
share of the codebase's total contribution carried by portsmith's functions
157
commits (fn + iterations)
157
functions owned
2946
lines
869.6K
calls
100%
reliability
0.7
avg ms
19
avg fn size (lines)
high-value work8%
debt-risk code3%
vanilla glue26%
69% dormant / freeloading
0% unique IP
100% without a test signal
Portfolio health
live states across 21 owned functions
Top performer 12
Snoozing 2
Fit 7
Top 3 things to work on
deterministic coaching — coaching, not surveillance- A quarter of your commits touch code that's now dormant — check demand before building; delete what didn't land.
- Little of your work lands on the functions that carry the product's value — re-anchor your queue on the top contributors.
- Over half the functions you touch have no test coverage signal — add characterization tests as you go.
Portfolio
anonymized to role titles · real production functions| Employee | State | Debt | Split | Calls | Avg ms | Reliability | Contribution |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| parse_payload · Translator | Top performer | none | Technical | 763.2K | 0.0 | 100% | |
| account_api · External Liaison | Top performer | none | Vanillaintegration | 32.4K | 0.0 | 100% | |
| issuer_id · External Liaison | Top performer | none | Vanillaintegration | 31.2K | 0.0 | 100% | |
| auth_client · External Liaison | Top performer | none | Vanillaintegration | 25.1K | 0.0 | 100% | |
| github_fn_short · External Liaison | Top performer | none | Vanillaintegration | 6.1K | 0.0 | 100% | |
| from_change_risk · Translator | Top performer | none | Technical | 2.5K | 0.0 | 100% | |
| github_extract_fns · External Liaison | Top performer | none | Vanillaintegration | 2.4K | 0.6 | 100% | |
| from_dormancy · Translator | Top performer | none | Technical | 2.2K | 0.0 | 100% | |
| github_file_hint · External Liaison | Top performer | none | Vanillaintegration | 1.2K | 0.0 | 100% | |
| clerk_page · External Liaison | Top performer | none | Vanillaintegration | 499 | 8.2 | 100% | |
| github_parse_dt · External Liaison | Snoozing | none | Vanillaintegration | 416 | 0.2 | 100% | |
| jwks_url_fetch · External Liaison | Top performer | none | Vanillaintegration | 365 | 0.2 | 100% | |
| role_in_org · Comms Runner | Top performer | none | Technical | 315 | 0.0 | 100% | |
| org_list_read · Comms Runner | Fit | none | Technical | 170 | 0.1 | 100% | |
| github_api_get · External Liaison | Fit | emerging | Vanillaintegration | 196 | 618.6 | 96% | |
| hook · External Liaison | Fit | none | Vanillaintegration | 104 | 1.7 | 100% | |
| from_recommendation · Translator | Fit | none | Technical | 102 | 0.0 | 100% | |
| github_module_paths · External Liaison | Snoozing | none | Vanillaintegration | 98 | 0.0 | 100% | |
| slack_digest_send · External Liaison | Fit | none | Vanillaintegration | 80 | 0.7 | 100% | |
| slack_alert_send · External Liaison | Fit | none | Vanillaintegration | 80 | 1.6 | 100% | |
| slack_snapshot_handle · External Liaison | Fit | none | Vanillaintegration | 80 | 2.3 | 100% |
// rows aren't clickable in the public demo — per-function drill-downs (personnel files with root-cause, trend and AI fix prompts) are available in your own workspace.